i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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