we're blogging at a bar
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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