We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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