I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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