he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
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