I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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