you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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