omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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