Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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