i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
no you cant smoke seaweed
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
cat food counts as protein by the way
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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