also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
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And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
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oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
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