you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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