She's JV to your varsity
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Randomize
