he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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