last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I miss vodka workout Fridays
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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