brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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