i just wanna soil my oats bro
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
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All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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