You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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