fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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