Just mADE A PArabola og urine
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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