so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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