Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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