Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
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My ATM looks so different sober.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
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You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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