Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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