please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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