You work out of a Hotel?
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
