He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
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Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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