i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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