i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
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