Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he puts the penis in happiness.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
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Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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