I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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