South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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