I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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