hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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