i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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