help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
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My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
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I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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