We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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