found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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