i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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