ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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