I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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