Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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