had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Randomize
