can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
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You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
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I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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