I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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