oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
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I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
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just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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