I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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