I swear she didn't look like that last week.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
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The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
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marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize