I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
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I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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