She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
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