So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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