If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
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He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
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I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
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