we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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