tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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