a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Randomize