I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I am mentally ready for anal.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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