we have officially lost it.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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