Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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