I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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